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All the mistakes I’ve ever made in my life have been when I’ve been drunk. I haven’t made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

I’m not trying to find another thing that’s wrong with me, but I’m such a nice person, and I have a couple of drinks and I’m really good fun and then I’m really not fun.

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.

O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.