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You have to remember that when you are a performer you become a celebrity, but you are not saving lives. It’s not that important.

Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged?

These people are amazing. It’s so emotional I was thinking about wearing waterproof mascara.

I got to meet Mark Hamill. He signed some Star Wars posters for us. I saw the fight scenes he had. He was really into making fun of himself and Star Wars.

And Garrison Keillor I think is a fascinating guy and really entertaining.

There’s just something extraordinary about that Selma Hayek.

Tom cruise, he’s a lot more famous than me.

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent.

Here is Mike Wallace, who is visible to the public, and I have been watching him since the early ’50s. Smoking up a storm and insulting his guests and being absolutely wonderfully evil and charming too.

I bet Maurice Gibb’s heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin’ Alive.