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Totally available!! Please disturb me!

Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

I’m totally a cheap date, I don’t pay for anything.

Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????

Things can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.

You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥

She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.

Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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