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My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.

Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings… and lawyers.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

I would have been happy to have waited till I was in my mid- to late-30s before I got married, but you don’t choose when these things happen, and when they do, there’s no doubt in your mind.

The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

I married an archaeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.