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There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.

Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.

Conjugal love, or the friendship of spouses, can persist even after sexual desires have weakened, withered, and disappeared.

Not cohabitation but consensus constitutes marriage.

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner’s inquest.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.

The secret to a happy marriage remains a “Top Secret”.

By all means marry if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.