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A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

Of all the tyrannies that affect mankind, tyranny in religion is the worst.

As you know, I am neither Roman Catholic, Protestant Episcopalian, nor Presbyterian, nor am I an Irishman.

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn’t pay Smith.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!

It was seldom that I attended any religious meetings, as my parents had not much faith in and were never so unfortunate as to unite themselves with any of the religious sects.

I talk to God but the sky is empty.