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My life isn’t necessarily more important than anyone else’s: I’m just better in talking about it.

Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound is couched underneath.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.

Sometimes I may be totally arrogant, sometimes I may totally be the most humble guy you’ve ever met, sometimes I may be in between. But that’s life. Who isn’t like that? What’s the big deal if I had an arrogant moment.

I think that I am better than the people who are trying to reform me.

I am, as I am; whether hideous, or handsome, depends upon who is made judge.

Everyone’s been so quick to say that I’m really thick or I haven’t got a brain. People will think whatever they want to think.

This person they make me out to be irritates the hell out of me as well.

I am the most well-adjusted human being I know. I started out this investigation as a very happy man with a great career. I’ve got the life people dream about: I am rich, I am famous, I’ve got a fabulous marriage to an absolutely, spell-bindingly brilliant woman.