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In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

As I’ve said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is the end of it and we go back to the back of the bus again.

I admit it: I had fun watching right-wingers go wild as health reform finally became law.

The basic thing nobody asks is why do people take drugs of any sort? Why do we have these accessories to normal living to live? I mean, is there something wrong with society that’s making us so pressurized, that we cannot live without guarding ourselves against it?

To love our neighbor as ourselves is such a truth for regulating human society, that by that alone one might determine all the cases in social morality.

Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.

It’s not a crime to get drunk.

The majority of them give the impression of being men who have been drafted into the job during a period of martial law and are only waiting for the end of the emergency to get back to a really congenial occupation such as slum demolition or debt collecting.

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else’s.