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I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third.

You never heard of a comedy team that didn’t fight, did you?

We want to get people laughing; we don’t want to offend anybody.

Most modern comedy is crap.

Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.

We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny.

Even if you didn’t see the movie, you’d see two words you’d never seen put together before – comedy and Muslim. Comedy is friendly – it’s the least offensive word in our language.

You’re entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy.

I don’t claim that our TV comedies are highbrow in anyway, but I think there’s a basis to them, and that’s why they’re more popular than other TV comedies. There’s a basis of truth in them, a gut feeling.