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We only have one agenda, which is to make ’em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

Fifteen years before I became a screen actor, I was in the theatre. A lot of my work was comedy, which I loved doing. It’s harder.

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren’t a comedian.