I want to be all used up when I die.
Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I’d died. I’ve been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife – I’ve had a few so it’s hard to pinpoint which one – but who knows for sure?
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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