Quote Tag

Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.

You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!

The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse…

Exaggeration is truth that has lost its temper.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Don’t say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

In psycho-analysis nothing is true except the exaggerations.