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Trouble is, I don’t get to play a lot at the moment because I’ve just signed a contract where I’ve got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf’s fallen away a bit.

Among golfers the putter is usually known as the payoff club and how right that is! Putting is in fact a game in itself.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

The real success in golf lies in turning three shots into two.

It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

The interesting thing is that everyone in golf is just nice. You learn a lot about people playing golf: their integrity, how they play under pressure.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

I love Wingfoot; I’m a member of Wingfoot. It’s a great course.

I win at golf. I’m a club champion many times at different clubs. I win at golf. I can sink the three-footer on the 18th hole when others can’t.