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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.

What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience?

For what Harley Street specialist has time to understand the body, let alone the mind or both in combination, when he is a slave to thirteen thousand a year?

An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.

I try and take lots of vitamins and I don’t drink. I do smoke, though, I’d be insufferable if I didn’t smoke, you’d have to push me off a balcony I’d be so boring.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

They did interviews with my wife and daughter-they were genuinely in fear of me having a heart attack, working 20 hours a day, eating fast food.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

It took me about 10 years to get rid of. I’m all right now, though, lovely, I’m throwing some nice darts at the moment, but every now and then I get a bit of a jump. I wish I could find a cure, I’d make a bloody fortune.

Some are reputed sick and some are not. It often happens that the sicker man is the nurse to the sounder.