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A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

In real life, it is the hare who wins. Every time. Look around you. And in any case it is my contention that Aesop was writing for the tortoise market. Hares have no time to read. They are too busy winning the game.

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You’d be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground , miss.

What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.

I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth – something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food – just watch it, don’t eat it.

My toughest fight was with my first wife.

If fishing is a religion, fly fishing is high church.