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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

We’ll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.

I’m barely prolific and incredibly lazy.

When I go home my mother still makes me take out the garbage.

The opera is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn’t have to ride around with jerks.

Sooner or later we’re all someone’s dog.

In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.