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I prefer to sing in the shower because the acoustics make you sound great, baby.

I’m stupid, I’m ugly, I’m dumb, I smell. Did I mention I’m stupid?

We were the Spice Boys.

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

You look just like you!

It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few rows back from the front was actually going to die because he was laughing so hard.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.