He would make a lovely corpse.
If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.
Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It’s beyond me.
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