Quote Tag

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.

I have been in the series for over 3 years – 3 series. There will be a fourth series next year which of course I won’t be in because I’m now dead. So in total I appeared in 25 episodes.

If you were to come to the set of Alias, you’d know how silly we all are. And I mean, silly.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.

Can you imagine Simon as a kid? His imaginary friends probably never wanted to play with him.

Don’t set your wit against a child.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.