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Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

Man – a creature made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.

I try and take lots of vitamins and I don’t drink. I do smoke, though, I’d be insufferable if I didn’t smoke, you’d have to push me off a balcony I’d be so boring.

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to give it.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

‘Twas drink made me fall in love, And love made me run into debt, And though I have struggled and struggled and strove, I cannot get out of them yet.

I don’t look like someone who leans on a mantelpiece with a cocktail in my hand, you know.

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.