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Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that. Yes, yes, it’s the most comical thing in the world.

Every murderer is probably somebody’s old friend.

The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.

‘Classic.’ A book which people praise and don’t read.

When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn’t got any.