Quote Tag

There is not enough religion in the world even to destroy religion.

I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping.

I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from people.

I think that you can fall into bad habits with comedy… It’s a tightrope to stay true to the character, true to the irony, and allow the irony to happen.

Humor is laughing at what you haven’t got when you ought to have it.

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.

Isn’t it strange that I who have written only unpopular books should be such a popular fellow?

Christmas is over , Business is Business.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.