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I’m stupid, I’m ugly, I’m dumb, I smell. Did I mention I’m stupid?

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.

I’m not interesting enough on my own that you’d want to see a film about me.

The guys have told me not to quit my day job.

There’s not a note of mine that’s worth the noting.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

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