My life isn’t necessarily more important than anyone else’s: I’m just better in talking about it.

Affectation is a very good word when someone does not wish to confess to what he would none the less like to believe of himself.

Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound is couched underneath.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.

Men are more moral than they think and far more immoral than they can imagine.

Sometimes I may be totally arrogant, sometimes I may totally be the most humble guy you’ve ever met, sometimes I may be in between. But that’s life. Who isn’t like that? What’s the big deal if I had an arrogant moment.

I think that I am better than the people who are trying to reform me.

I hate that word dysfunction.

God made me and broke the mold.