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I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults.

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.

Good thing we’ve still got politics in Texas – finest form of free entertainment ever invented.

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can’t drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against ’em anyway, you don’t belong in office.