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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Wit is a dangerous weapon, even to the possessor, if he knows not how to use it discreetly.

A witty saying proves nothing.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

I’m so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

People who can’t be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate.

If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been ‘Catch Me In Two Days’.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.

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