Affectation is a very good word when someone does not wis

Affectation is a very good word when someone does not wish to confess to what he would none the less like to believe of himself.

Profession : Comedian

Nationality : American

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When one has a great deal to put into it a day has a hundred pockets.

Before beginning, plan carefully.

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.

Nothing is more obstinate than a fashionable consensus.

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.

Teach us to give and not to count the cost.

You never heard of a comedy team that didn’t fight, did you?

We want to get people laughing; we don’t want to offend anybody.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.

An actor is at most a poet and at least an entertainer.

It will be found, in fact, that the ingenious are always fanciful, and the truly imaginative never otherwise than analytic.