A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply relig
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
In real life, it is the hare who wins. Every time. Look a
In real life, it is the hare who wins. Every time. Look around you. And in any case it is my contention that Aesop was writing for the tortoise market. Hares have no time to read. They are too busy winning the game.
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You’d be
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You’d be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground , miss.
I pledged California to a Northern Republic and to a flag
I pledged California to a Northern Republic and to a flag that should have no treacherous threads of cotton in its warp, and the audience came down in thunder.
Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of
Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
The world has always gone through periods of madness so a
The world has always gone through periods of madness so as to advance a bit on the road to reason.
March on. Do not tarry. To go forward is to move toward p
March on. Do not tarry. To go forward is to move toward perfection. March on, and fear not the thorns, or the sharp stones on life’s path.
My life isn’t necessarily more important than anyone else
My life isn’t necessarily more important than anyone else’s: I’m just better in talking about it.
