A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You’d be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
I pledged California to a Northern Republic and to a flag that should have no treacherous threads of cotton in its warp, and the audience came down in thunder.
My life isn’t necessarily more important than anyone else’s: I’m just better in talking about it.
It’s funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I’d get married.
When I read about the way in which library funds are being cut and cut, I can only think that American society has found one more way to destroy itself.
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
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In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.