Author Profession

Now, therefore, the Directors of the company are hereby ordered to see that precautions are taken to make travel on said railroad perfectly safe by using a screw with at least twenty-four inches diameter.

Profession : Celebrity

I don’t read books.

Profession : Celebrity

Incredible that liberals aren’t more concerned about the monopoly of information in South Dakota.

Profession : Celebrity

It’s all right buying all these good players but they’ve got to gel, and that takes time.

Profession : Celebrity

It took me about 10 years to get rid of. I’m all right now, though, lovely, I’m throwing some nice darts at the moment, but every now and then I get a bit of a jump. I wish I could find a cure, I’d make a bloody fortune.

Profession : Celebrity

We, Norton I, do hereby decree that the offices of President, Vice President, and Speaker of the House of Representatives are, from and after this date, abolished.

Profession : Celebrity

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it’s all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you’re playing darts.

Profession : Celebrity

Can we all get along?

Profession : Celebrity

To Mr. Seward: It is my desire that, in case Maximillian will surrender, he be sent here a prisoner of war, but that in the event of his continuing the war, or refusing to surrender, then he be shot.

Profession : Celebrity

You eat when you’re hungry, and I’m not normally hungry in the mornings.

Profession : Celebrity