Author Profession

If you’re quiet, you’re not living. You’ve got to be noisy and colorful and lively.

Profession : Comedian

Affectation is a very good word when someone does not wish to confess to what he would none the less like to believe of himself.

Profession : Comedian

If presidents can’t do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Profession : Comedian

You look just like you!

Profession : Comedian

We want to get people laughing; we don’t want to offend anybody.

Profession : Comedian

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Profession : Comedian

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re gonna be dizzy and we’re gonna make mistakes.

Profession : Comedian

I think the special thing about Python is that it’s a writers’ commune. The writers are in charge. The writers decide what the material is.

Profession : Comedian

Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.

Profession : Comedian

Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.

Profession : Comedian