Author Profession

He who hesitates is poor.

Profession : Comedian

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

Profession : Comedian

Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him.

Profession : Comedian

I love being an older comic now. It’s like being an old soccer or an old baseball player. You’re in the Hall of Fame and it’s nice, but you’re no longer that person in the limelight on the spot doing that thing.

Profession : Comedian

But I don’t think I was ever destined to be a big star.

Profession : Comedian

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

Profession : Comedian

If Shaw and Einstein couldn’t beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.

Profession : Comedian

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Profession : Comedian

Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.

Profession : Comedian

That’s what keeps me up at three in the morning: Who’s looking at reviews of Cabin Boy right now?

Profession : Comedian