Author Profession

The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?

Profession : Comedian

You’re always a little disappointing in person because you can’t be the edited essence of yourself.

Profession : Comedian

We rest our case on the production numbers.

Profession : Comedian

I think the whole idea of me was that I wasn’t going to be but that I wanted to be, desperately.

Profession : Comedian

The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.

Profession : Comedian

When I see the American flag, I go, ‘Oh my God, you’re insulting me.’

Profession : Comedian

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?

Profession : Comedian

I’m a liberal inside a liberal’s body.

Profession : Comedian