One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
To me, the musical is best when it’s a musical comedy. So if you have a very, very funny show, and very good, funny songs, that’s what the musical does best.
I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
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