To better understand why you need a personal computer, let’s take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let’s take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn’t have eyeballs or fins.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there’s a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
Don’t you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don’t even have to be true!
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
© 2024 Epic Quotes | World Quotes