Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.
I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don’t care.
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