Author Name

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

Author : Dave Barry

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Author : Dave Barry

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Author : Dave Barry

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.

Author : Dave Barry

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Author : Dave Barry

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

Author : Dave Barry

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.

Author : Dave Barry

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

Author : Dave Barry

We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.

Author : Dave Barry

I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don’t care.

Author : Dave Barry