If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
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