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Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

Author : Dave Barry

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

Author : Dave Barry

We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin.

Author : Dave Barry

Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.

Author : Dave Barry

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

Author : Dave Barry

Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.

Author : Dave Barry

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

Author : Dave Barry

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.

Author : Dave Barry

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

Author : Dave Barry

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

Author : Dave Barry