Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin.
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
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