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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong , a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at , repair.

Author : Douglas Adams

Time is bunk.

Author : Douglas Adams

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Author : Douglas Adams

It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it… anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Author : Douglas Adams

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for , why it is here, it will instantly disappear , be replaced by something even more bizarre , inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Author : Douglas Adams

We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.

Author : Douglas Adams

I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.

Author : Douglas Adams

You live , learn. At any rate, you live.

Author : Douglas Adams

The difficulty with this conversation is that it’s very different from most of the ones I’ve had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees.

Author : Douglas Adams

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground , miss.

Author : Douglas Adams