The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth – something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food – just watch it, don’t eat it.
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth – something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food – just watch it, don’t eat it.
The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse.
In a neighborhood, as in life, a clean bandage is much, much better than a raw or festering wound.
If I traveled to the end of the rainbow as Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me the pot’s at the other end.
I know many writers who first dictate passages, then polish what they have dictated. I speak, then I polish – occasionally I do windows.
If you don’t like the President, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to Washington to picket. If you don’t like the Governor, it costs you 60 bucks to fly to Albany to picket. If you don’t like me, 90 cents.
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