Author Name

Trouble is, I don’t get to play a lot at the moment because I’ve just signed a contract where I’ve got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf’s fallen away a bit.

Author : Eric Bristow

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

Author : Eric Bristow

I like a drink, mate. I’ll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

Author : Eric Bristow

I don’t read books.

Author : Eric Bristow

It’s all right buying all these good players but they’ve got to gel, and that takes time.

Author : Eric Bristow

It took me about 10 years to get rid of. I’m all right now, though, lovely, I’m throwing some nice darts at the moment, but every now and then I get a bit of a jump. I wish I could find a cure, I’d make a bloody fortune.

Author : Eric Bristow

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it’s all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you’re playing darts.

Author : Eric Bristow

You eat when you’re hungry, and I’m not normally hungry in the mornings.

Author : Eric Bristow

The greatest treasures are those invisible to the eye but found by the heart.

Author : Eric Bristow

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

Author : Eric Bristow