I want to be all used up when I die.

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?

Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.

When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn’t got any.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.