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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

Author : George Carlin

People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.

Author : George Carlin

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

Author : George Carlin