Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
Wealth – any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband.
A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn’t care to drink with, even if he drank.
To die for an idea; it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!
Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That’s the way the mind of man operates.
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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