When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
It doesn’t take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.
The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.
Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.
The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.
When a new source of taxation is found it never means, in practice, that the old source is abandoned. It merely means that the politicians have two ways of milking the taxpayer where they had one before.
Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
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