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As I’ve said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

In some European theaters, it’s still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.

It’s not a crime to get drunk.

If you hate what you’re seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it “romance and adventure.”

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else’s.

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

I AM a male chauvinist. Who’s been saying otherwise?

Truth is simple, but it can never be summed up in just one word.

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.