Author Name

People don’t come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.

Author : Kurt Vonnegut

People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they’ll have good voice boxes in case there’s ever anything really meaningful to say.

Author : Kurt Vonnegut

Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.

Author : Kurt Vonnegut

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Author : Kurt Vonnegut

Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me John.

Author : Kurt Vonnegut

Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.

Author : Kurt Vonnegut

The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal.

Author : Kurt Vonnegut

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you’re a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

Author : Kurt Vonnegut

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

Author : Kurt Vonnegut

All this happened, more or less. The war parts, anyway, are pretty much true.

Author : Kurt Vonnegut