Author Name

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Author : Mel Brooks

Look, I don’t want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you’re alive you’ve got to flap your arms and legs, you’ve got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you’re not alive.

Author : Mel Brooks

Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.

Author : Mel Brooks

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

Author : Mel Brooks

He who hesitates is poor.

Author : Mel Brooks

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

Author : Mel Brooks

Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him.

Author : Mel Brooks

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

Author : Mel Brooks

If Shaw and Einstein couldn’t beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.

Author : Mel Brooks

Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.

Author : Mel Brooks