In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn’t have to ride around with jerks.
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn’t have to ride around with jerks.
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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