Why do people keep on hurting me like I’m one of their toys?
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
In real life, it is the hare who wins. Every time. Look around you. And in any case it is my contention that Aesop was writing for the tortoise market. Hares have no time to read. They are too busy winning the game.
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You’d be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
I pledged California to a Northern Republic and to a flag that should have no treacherous threads of cotton in its warp, and the audience came down in thunder.
Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
The world has always gone through periods of madness so as to advance a bit on the road to reason.
March on. Do not tarry. To go forward is to move toward perfection. March on, and fear not the thorns, or the sharp stones on life’s path.
My life isn’t necessarily more important than anyone else’s: I’m just better in talking about it.
I think I would not be described as a character actor in that I don’t take on characteristics which are very alien to me.
Pick the day. Enjoy it – to the hilt. The day as it comes. People as they come… The past, I think, has helped me appreciate the present – and I don’t want to spoil any of it by fretting about the future.
It’s funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I’d get married.
I fought back, got injured again and I had to have another operation. I got down and depressed and I think I was drinking more than I should. Well, I know I was.
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